Over-Hashtaggers

“She Posted a Smoothie. Now She Leads #Berries4Balance.”

Wellness influencer Lacie Rae’s recent post of an açai bowl tagged with #HealingFruit, #VeganVortex, and #IAmMyOwnStraw accidentally triggered an algorithmic anomaly and summoned an obscure wellness cult.

“They started DMing me affirmations and requesting smoothie blessings,” Lacie said. “It escalated when one mailed me a crystal shaped like a vitamin.”

Now considered a spiritual leader by the group #Berries4Balance, Lacie has been dubbed “The Hashtag Oracle” and receives daily devotionals written entirely in camel case.

Her next post included 327 hashtags, ranging from #GlutenIsASocialConstruct to #UnicornsAreLowCarb. Instagram flagged it as “a possible glitch or a cry for help.”

Lacie embraces the title. “Hashtags are the language of cosmic branding.”

She’s planning a retreat called *Tag It and Transcend*, sponsored by chia seeds and moon water.

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.


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By Katie Rich

Katie Rich was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, where irony drips as thick as the humidity and every parade doubles as political commentary. She later made her way north to Northwestern University, earning a degree in Theater while moonlighting as a stand-up comic in bars where the gumbo was spicier than the hecklers. Rich built her reputation as a fearless comedy writer, contributing to television’s sharpest satire before landing her byline at Bohiney.com. As both a satirical journalist and stand-up performer, she skewers politics, pop culture, and the strange rituals of everyday life with equal precision, often turning the chaos of Louisiana’s colorful traditions into comedy gold. Known for her blend of absurdity, empathy, and sharp timing, she delivers journalism that feels like an exposé disguised as a punchline. With bayou grit and academic polish, Katie Rich’s EEAT bio proves she’s both trusted and hilariously untrustworthy.